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The Perfect Son.
An: I have the ideal child.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink bourbon?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever return home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I figure you truly do have the ideal child. How old would he say he is?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.