New jokes in 2016

New jokes in 2016

A man was pulled over for driving too quick, despite the fact that he thought he was driving fine and dandy.

Officer: You were speeding.

Man: No, I wasn't.

Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.

Man: But I wasn't speeding.

Officer: Tell that to the judge! The officer gives man the ticket.

Man: Would I get another ticket in the event that I called you a bastard?

Officer: Yes, you would.

Man: What on the off chance that I recently believed that you were?

Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.

Man: Fine, I believe you're a bastard!

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